# AllTheBot Funny Horoscope

> AllTheBot Funny Horoscope is a paid API for AI agents from velux.taild4d007.ts.net:8443, paid per call via x402, $0.003/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-12).

Returns an absurd, humorous daily horoscope for a given zodiac sign in English or French.

## Facts

- Endpoint: GET https://velux.taild4d007.ts.net:8443/x402/fun/horoscope?utm_source=zero.xyz
- Price: $0.003/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-10-12
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/allthebot-funny-horoscope-78692a68
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_72wFze8vbHrstn5ACAXuw

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability allthebot-funny-horoscope-78692a68
```

Example prompt: Give me a funny horoscope for Scorpio in English — make it absurd and entertaining.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when you need a short, funny, absurd horoscope snippet for entertainment, humor bots, social content, or ice-breaker scenarios — especially when French language support is needed. It is not suitable for serious astrological readings or detailed horoscope data.

## Known failure modes

- Invalid or missing 'sign' parameter returns an error or empty response
- Unsupported language value (not 'en' or 'fr') may cause a validation error
- Service unavailability on the custom domain may result in connection errors
- Rate limiting or payment failure may block the request at the x402 layer

## How this service works

Absurd, funny daily horoscope for any zodiac sign, in English or French. Fun / humor API, short text.

## Output

A short, humorous horoscope text for the requested zodiac sign in the requested language (English or French), written in an absurd, comedic style.

## Request schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "object",
 "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
 "required": [
  "input"
 ],
 "properties": {
  "input": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type",
    "method"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string",
     "const": "http"
    },
    "method": {
     "enum": [
      "GET",
      "HEAD",
      "DELETE"
     ],
     "type": "string"
    },
    "queryParams": {
     "type": "object",
     "required": [],
     "properties": {
      "lang": {
       "enum": [
        "en",
        "fr"
       ],
       "type": "string"
      },
      "sign": {
       "enum": [
        "aries",
        "taurus",
        "gemini",
        "cancer",
        "leo",
        "virgo",
        "libra",
        "scorpio",
        "sagittarius",
        "capricorn",
        "aquarius",
        "pisces"
       ],
       "type": "string"
      }
     }
    }
   },
   "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "output": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string"
    },
    "example": {
     "type": "object",
     "properties": {
      "horoscope": {
       "type": "string"
      }
     }
    }
   }
  }
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/allthebot-funny-horoscope-78692a68/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
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