# AllTheBot Shakespearean Roast

> AllTheBot Shakespearean Roast is a paid API for AI agents from velux.taild4d007.ts.net:8443, paid per call via x402, $0.003/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-12).

Generates a theatrical, good-natured Shakespearean-style insult in English or French

## Facts

- Endpoint: GET https://velux.taild4d007.ts.net:8443/x402/fun/shakespeare-insult?utm_source=zero.xyz
- Price: $0.003/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-10-12
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/allthebot-shakespearean-roast-3b0e1ad2
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_x7BIA6iTrmToNDSZVfjW2

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability allthebot-shakespearean-roast-3b0e1ad2
```

Example prompt: Give me a good-natured Shakespearean insult in English — the more theatrically dramatic and ridiculous, the better.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when you need a lightweight, humorous Shakespearean-style insult for entertainment, comedy content, or creative writing purposes, especially when bilingual (English/French) output is desired. Prefer over generic LLM prompting when you want a consistently styled, pay-per-use microservice with predictable theatrical output.

## Known failure modes

- Invalid 'lang' parameter value returns an error — only 'en' or 'fr' are accepted
- Service unavailability on the self-hosted endpoint may return 5xx errors
- No input text is required but missing or malformed query parameters may cause a 400 error

## How this service works

Shakespearean insult generator: a theatrical, good-natured insult in Shakespeare's style, never aimed at a real person or group. English or French.

## Output

Returns a JSON object containing a single 'insult' field with a theatrically worded, good-natured Shakespearean-style insult string in either English or French, never targeting any real person or group.

## Request schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "object",
 "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
 "required": [
  "input"
 ],
 "properties": {
  "input": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type",
    "method"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string",
     "const": "http"
    },
    "method": {
     "enum": [
      "GET",
      "HEAD",
      "DELETE"
     ],
     "type": "string"
    },
    "queryParams": {
     "type": "object",
     "required": [],
     "properties": {
      "lang": {
       "enum": [
        "en",
        "fr"
       ],
       "type": "string"
      }
     }
    }
   },
   "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "output": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string"
    },
    "example": {
     "type": "object",
     "properties": {
      "insult": {
       "type": "string"
      }
     }
    }
   }
  }
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/allthebot-shakespearean-roast-3b0e1ad2/health.json
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