# AllTheBot Shakespearean Roast

> AllTheBot Shakespearean Roast is a paid API for AI agents from api.zkrobotics.fr, paid per call via x402, $0.003/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-12).

Generates a single theatrical, good-natured insult in Shakespeare's style, in English or French, suitable for bots, games, and chats.

## Facts

- Endpoint: GET https://api.zkrobotics.fr/x402/fun/shakespeare-insult?utm_source=zero.xyz
- Price: $0.003/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-10-12
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/allthebot-shakespearean-roast-86cbfdb5
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_9ioSMw_lpIrXza4WpF5Vr

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability allthebot-shakespearean-roast-86cbfdb5
```

Example prompt: Give me a good-natured Shakespearean insult in English — something theatrical and over-the-top, like what you'd say to a bot or in a game chat.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when you need a quick, single, pre-styled Shakespearean insult for entertainment contexts like chatbots, Discord bots, trivia games, or party apps — especially when you want bilingual (English/French) support and a guaranteed good-natured, non-offensive tone without needing a full LLM integration.

## Known failure modes

- Missing or invalid lang parameter defaults to English — no error thrown
- Unexpected server errors may return non-JSON or 5xx responses
- Rate limiting or payment failure (402) if USDC payment is not properly attached
- Rare generation timeouts if the upstream model is slow

## How this service works

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## Output

A JSON object containing a single field 'insult' with a string value: a theatrical, good-natured Shakespearean-style insult (e.g. 'Thou art a beslubbering, fen-sucked flax-wench!'), in either English or French depending on the lang parameter.

## Request schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "object",
 "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
 "required": [
  "input"
 ],
 "properties": {
  "input": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type",
    "method"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string",
     "const": "http"
    },
    "method": {
     "enum": [
      "GET",
      "HEAD",
      "DELETE"
     ],
     "type": "string"
    },
    "queryParams": {
     "type": "object",
     "required": [],
     "properties": {
      "lang": {
       "enum": [
        "en",
        "fr"
       ],
       "type": "string"
      }
     }
    }
   },
   "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "output": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string"
    },
    "example": {
     "type": "object",
     "properties": {
      "insult": {
       "type": "string"
      }
     }
    }
   }
  }
 }
}
```

## Response schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "json",
 "example": {
  "insult": "Thou art a beslubbering, fen-sucked flax-wench!"
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/allthebot-shakespearean-roast-86cbfdb5/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from api.zkrobotics.fr](https://www.zero.xyz/host/api.zkrobotics.fr/llms.txt)