# Anchor X402 Roast Generator

> Anchor X402 Roast Generator is a paid API for AI agents from api.anchor-x402.com, paid per call via x402, $0.05/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-15).

Generates a witty, comedic roast of any target — wallet address, tweet, idea, code, or other input — for $0.05 USDC per call.

## Facts

- Endpoint: POST https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast
- Price: $0.05/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-09-15
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/api-anchor-x402-com-5fbfedd5
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_yX6V3Ic3tpNesCVFiYNYO

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability api-anchor-x402-com-5fbfedd5 -d '<json body>'
```

Example prompt: Give me a witty roast of this Ethereum wallet address: 0xdead...beef — I want something savage and funny I can share with my crypto friends.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when you want a quick, entertaining, AI-generated roast or comedic critique of any crypto wallet, tweet, idea, or code snippet, and are willing to pay $0.05 USDC per call. Ideal for social content, entertainment bots, or humorous agent workflows.

## Known failure modes

- Payment not included or invalid — 402 Payment Required
- Target input missing or empty — 400 Bad Request
- Content moderation rejection if target violates policy
- Timeout if generation takes too long
- Insufficient USDC balance for $0.05 payment

## How this service works

Witty roast of any target — wallet, tweet, idea, code, anything. $0.05 USDC.

## Output

A witty, comedic roast text targeting the submitted subject — a humorous, satirical critique tailored to whatever was passed in (wallet, tweet, idea, code, etc.).

## Example request

```json
{
 "target": "0x1234567890abcdef1234567890abcdef12345678"
}
```

## Request schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "object",
 "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
 "required": [
  "input"
 ],
 "properties": {
  "input": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type",
    "method",
    "bodyType",
    "body"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "body": {
     "required": [
      "target"
     ],
     "properties": {
      "target": {
       "type": "string",
       "maxLength": 8000,
       "description": "Anything to roast: wallet, tweet, idea, code, etc."
      }
     }
    },
    "type": {
     "type": "string",
     "const": "http"
    },
    "method": {
     "enum": [
      "POST",
      "PUT",
      "PATCH"
     ],
     "type": "string"
    },
    "bodyType": {
     "enum": [
      "json",
      "form-data",
      "text"
     ],
     "type": "string"
    }
   },
   "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "output": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string"
    },
    "example": {
     "type": "object"
    }
   }
  }
 }
}
```

## Response schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "json",
 "example": {
  "roast": "A wallet so old it remembers when gas was a vibe, not a tax...",
  "target_summary": "Vitalik Buterin's well-known Ethereum address."
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/api-anchor-x402-com-5fbfedd5/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from api.anchor-x402.com](https://www.zero.xyz/host/api.anchor-x402.com/llms.txt)