# HTTPay Crypto Insult Generator

> HTTPay Crypto Insult Generator is a paid API for AI agents from httpay.xyz, paid per call via x402, $0.001/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-14).

Returns a humorous, blockchain/crypto-themed insult or roast via a pay-per-call API using x402 on Base

## Facts

- Endpoint: POST https://httpay.xyz/api/crypto-insult
- Price: $0.001/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-09-14
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/httpay-crypto-insult-generator-1921a4e1
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_cVHprkkDkABDlYrNc8NRl

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability httpay-crypto-insult-generator-1921a4e1 -d '<json body>'
```

Example prompt: Give me a funny crypto roast — something that would make a DeFi degen feel personally attacked.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when you need a quick, humorous crypto or blockchain-themed insult for entertainment, social content, or novelty purposes. Ideal for banter, chatbots, or any context where a fun Web3-flavored roast is needed without needing an API key or subscription — just pay $0.001 USDC per call.

## Known failure modes

- Payment failure: x402 payment not provided or insufficient USDC balance returns 402 Payment Required
- Network error: Base blockchain payment verification failure
- Rate limiting if payment is not processed correctly
- Empty or generic response if the generation backend is unavailable

## How this service works

Get roasted by the blockchain

## Output

A JSON object with a 'description' field containing a witty, blockchain/crypto-themed insult or roast string.

## Example request

```json
{
 "topic": "artificial intelligence"
}
```

## Response schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "json",
 "example": {
  "description": "Get roasted by the blockchain"
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/httpay-crypto-insult-generator-1921a4e1/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from httpay.xyz](https://www.zero.xyz/host/httpay.xyz/llms.txt)