# httpay.xyz Blockchain Roast Generator

> httpay.xyz Blockchain Roast Generator is a paid API for AI agents from httpay.xyz, paid per call via x402, $0.001/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-15).

Generates a humorous AI-written roast with a blockchain/crypto theme, requiring no wallet connection

## Facts

- Endpoint: POST https://httpay.xyz/api/roast
- Price: $0.001/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-09-15
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/httpay-xyz-98df5788
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_RygsxvY8Ro_Vo-d9C11G6

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability httpay-xyz-98df5788 -d '<json body>'
```

Example prompt: Give me a savage blockchain roast — something about how I've been holding my bags since 2021 and still think ETH gas fees are 'totally worth it'.

## When to prefer this

When you want a quick, cheap, entertaining AI-generated roast with a crypto or blockchain twist and don't want to set up wallet authentication. Ideal for fun, novelty, or demo use cases within crypto-native apps or chatbots.

## Known failure modes

- Payment not included or incorrect — returns 402 Payment Required
- Invalid or missing request body — may return 400 Bad Request
- Server overload or generation failure — returns 500 Internal Server Error
- x402 payment header malformed — payment rejected before content generated

## How this service works

Get roasted by the blockchain (no wallet needed)

## Output

A humorous, AI-generated roast text with blockchain or crypto-themed jokes and insults, delivered as a response to a POST request. No wallet required; costs $0.001 USDC per call via x402 payment protocol.

## Example request

```json
{
 "prompt": "Give me a funny roast about crypto hodlers who bought at the peak"
}
```

## Response schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "json",
 "example": {
  "description": "Get roasted by the blockchain (no wallet needed)"
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/httpay-xyz-98df5788/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from httpay.xyz](https://www.zero.xyz/host/httpay.xyz/llms.txt)