# httpay.xyz Wojak Moment Classifier

> httpay.xyz Wojak Moment Classifier is a paid API for AI agents from httpay.xyz, paid per call via x402, $0.001/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-13).

Identifies which Wojak meme archetype best matches your current emotional or situational state

## Facts

- Endpoint: POST https://httpay.xyz/api/wojak-moment
- Price: $0.001/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-09-13
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/httpay-xyz-9be525fa
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_Kc18Mb1RZcS4uy-LJxRgf

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability httpay-xyz-9be525fa -d '<json body>'
```

Example prompt: Which Wojak am I today — I just stayed up all night doom-scrolling crypto charts, missed a green candle, and now I'm holding a bag that's down 40%.

## When to prefer this

Use this endpoint when you want a humorous, meme-culture-based classification of an emotional state or situational context using the Wojak meme taxonomy. Ideal for entertainment, social content, or mood-aware applications that lean into internet humor.

## Known failure modes

- Vague or missing input may return a generic or default Wojak type
- Server errors if the endpoint is unavailable
- Payment failure via x402 if USDC balance is insufficient
- Input not matching any recognized Wojak archetype may return a fallback

## How this service works

Which Wojak are you today?

## Output

Returns the Wojak archetype or meme type that best matches the submitted mood or situation, likely including a label or name for the Wojak character and possibly a description or associated emotional context.

## Example request

```json
{
 "situation": "I just woke up and realized I forgot to submit an important work project deadline yesterday. Now I'm panicking and trying to figure out how to explain this to my manager."
}
```

## Response schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "json",
 "example": {
  "description": "Which Wojak are you today?"
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/httpay-xyz-9be525fa/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from httpay.xyz](https://www.zero.xyz/host/httpay.xyz/llms.txt)