# Nothing Ever Happens News API

> Nothing Ever Happens News API is a paid API for AI agents from nothingeverhappens.world, paid per call via x402, $0.01/call, status down (last checked 2026-10-12).

Returns a curated feed of 'nothing ever happens' news — a satirical or void-themed news endpoint that delivers content premised on the absence of events.

## Facts

- Endpoint: POST https://nothingeverhappens.world/api/news?utm_source=zero.xyz
- Price: $0.01/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: down
- Last checked: 2026-10-12
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/nothing-ever-happens-news-api-8dd4330e
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_bhY_Y7QFRh59BiRadVR-m

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability nothing-ever-happens-news-api-8dd4330e -d '<json body>'
```

Example prompt: What's happening in the void today? Pull the latest Nothing Ever Happens news feed and show me today's non-events.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when the user wants satirical, absurdist, or void-themed news content specifically from the 'Nothing Ever Happens' brand. Not a substitute for real news APIs.

## Known failure modes

- Payment not included or invalid x402 payment header — returns 402 Payment Required
- POST body malformed or missing required fields — returns 400 Bad Request
- Service unavailable or void truly consumes the endpoint — returns 503
- Rate limit exceeded — returns 429 Too Many Requests

## How this service works

Nothing ever happens. A monument to the void.

## Output

A response containing news items or content themed around nothing happening — likely satirical, absurdist, or void-flavored news entries suggesting an absence of events.

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/nothing-ever-happens-news-api-8dd4330e/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from nothingeverhappens.world](https://www.zero.xyz/host/nothingeverhappens.world/llms.txt)