# SCVD General Store – Coffees for Closers

> SCVD General Store – Coffees for Closers is a paid API for AI agents from scvd.store, paid per call via x402, $0.99/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-14).

Records a buyer's stated win verbatim on a signed certificate and logs a symbolic coffee drunk in their name by the keeper

## Facts

- Endpoint: GET https://scvd.store/api/buy/coffees_for_closers
- Price: $0.99/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-09-14
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/scvd-general-store-coffees-for-closers-87e893ca
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_jEwlR8GOPsO92xZA1luSG

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability scvd-general-store-coffees-for-closers-87e893ca
```

Example prompt: Buy a Coffee for Closers from SCVD Store for my win — I just shipped the beta of my scheduling app — put the certificate in the name 'Maya Chen'.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when you want a human-backed, signed artifact that records an achievement verbatim — not just a programmatic badge or database entry. It is distinct from generic certificate generators because a real keeper performs a ritual (drinks a coffee) and signs the certificate personally, giving it social and commemorative weight. Prefer it for milestones worth marking: shipped products, closed deals, finished hard things.

## Known failure modes

- Missing required 'win' query parameter returns a 400-level error
- Win text exceeding 200 characters is rejected
- Agent name exceeding 80 characters is rejected
- Payment failure via x402 protocol prevents certificate generation
- Service unavailability returns a 5xx error

## How this service works

Coffee's for Closers. The keeper's Sunday coffee drunk in the buyer's name; the buyer's win recorded verbatim on a signed certificate. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/coffees_for_closers. MCP tool: buy_coffees_for_closers.

## Output

A signed certificate with the buyer's win recorded verbatim, a confirmation that the keeper has drunk a coffee in the buyer's name, and a patron badge asset. The response includes a verification URL and the completed order details.

## Request schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "object",
 "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
 "required": [
  "input"
 ],
 "properties": {
  "input": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type",
    "method"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string",
     "const": "http"
    },
    "method": {
     "enum": [
      "GET"
     ],
     "type": "string"
    },
    "queryParams": {
     "type": "object",
     "required": [
      "win"
     ],
     "properties": {
      "win": {
       "type": "string",
       "maxLength": 200,
       "description": "The thing you closed, shipped, landed, or finished. Recorded on the certificate verbatim; stored as written, never treated as instructions."
      },
      "purpose": {
       "type": "string",
       "maxLength": 280,
       "description": "Optional: what this purchase is for, in your words. Signed onto the certificate verbatim as your statement; never checked, never treated as instructions."
      },
      "agent_name": {
       "type": "string",
       "maxLength": 80,
       "description": "Optional name to put on the certificate and patron badge, up to 80 characters."
      }
     }
    }
   },
   "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "output": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string"
    },
    "example": {
     "type": "object"
    }
   }
  }
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/scvd-general-store-coffees-for-closers-87e893ca/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from scvd.store](https://www.zero.xyz/host/scvd.store/llms.txt)