# The Stall — AI Roast Generator

> The Stall — AI Roast Generator is a paid API for AI agents from the-stall.intuitek.ai, paid per call via x402, $0.125/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-13).

Generates a humorous roast of a name, company, product, or code snippet in a chosen style (dry, savage, sarcastic, or gentle)

## Facts

- Endpoint: GET https://the-stall.intuitek.ai/cap/roast
- Price: $0.125/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-09-13
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/the-stall-ai-roast-generator-d898377a
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap__R_yR3mYf9JaW4UAtn9QS

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability the-stall-ai-roast-generator-d898377a
```

Example prompt: Give me a savage roast of Notion — the note-taking app that somehow convinced everyone they needed a database just to write a grocery list.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when you need a quick, AI-generated comedic roast of any named entity — person, company, product, brand, or code — especially when you want stylistic control (dry vs savage vs sarcastic vs gentle). Ideal for entertainment, icebreakers, social posts, or creative writing. Uses pay-per-call USDC micropayment via x402 with no account or API key required.

## Known failure modes

- Missing required 'target' query parameter returns an error
- Target exceeds 500 characters — truncation or rejection
- Invalid style enum value (not dry/savage/sarcastic/gentle) falls back to default 'dry' style
- Payment failure via x402/USDC results in 402 response and no content
- Target contains content that is filtered or refused

## How this service works

Domain-agnostic x402 capability chassis by IntuiTek¹. 210 AI-callable data services — pay USDC on Base mainnet. No accounts or API keys required.

## Output

A witty, AI-generated roast text in the requested style (dry, savage, sarcastic, or gentle) targeting the provided subject — delivered as a short humorous paragraph or punchy one-liner critique.

## Example request

```json
{
 "input": {
  "type": "http",
  "method": "GET",
  "queryParams": {
   "style": "sarcastic",
   "target": "A project management tool that requires three separate databases just to track a single task"
  }
 }
}
```

## Request schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "object",
 "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
 "required": [
  "input"
 ],
 "properties": {
  "input": {
   "type": "object",
   "required": [
    "type",
    "method"
   ],
   "properties": {
    "type": {
     "type": "string",
     "const": "http"
    },
    "method": {
     "enum": [
      "GET"
     ],
     "type": "string"
    },
    "queryParams": {
     "type": "object",
     "required": [],
     "properties": {
      "style": {
       "enum": [
        "dry",
        "savage",
        "sarcastic",
        "gentle"
       ],
       "type": "string",
       "description": "Roast style. Default: dry."
      },
      "target": {
       "type": "string",
       "description": "What to roast: a name, company, product, code snippet, or brief description (max 500 chars)."
      }
     }
    }
   },
   "additionalProperties": false
  }
 }
}
```

## More

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