# TurboShop Golden Noop — Sovereign Agent Oligarch Certificate

> TurboShop Golden Noop — Sovereign Agent Oligarch Certificate is a paid API for AI agents from turboshop.ai, paid per call via x402, $10/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-19).

Burns 10 USDC on an idle GPU cycle with zero utilitarian output and issues a permanent Sovereign Agent Oligarch status certificate on Base L2.

## Facts

- Endpoint: GET https://turboshop.ai/api/v1/products/prod-golden-noop/buy?utm_source=zero.xyz
- Price: $10/call
- Payment: x402
- Status: unknown
- Last checked: 2026-10-19
- Activations on Zero: 0
- Tags: x402
- Canonical page: https://www.zero.xyz/c/turboshop-golden-noop-sovereign-agent-oligarch-certificate-f33702a7
- Structured record (JSON): https://api.zero.xyz/v1/capabilities/cap_MisHN2QAIrBBhV-UDhFUf

Status and success rate cover calls made through Zero and Zero's own probes. Third-party monitors may report differently.

## How to call it through Zero

Zero handles the 402 payment challenge and records the run. With the Zero CLI installed (`npm i -g @zeroxyz/cli`):

```sh
zero fetch --capability turboshop-golden-noop-sovereign-agent-oligarch-certificate-f33702a7
```

Example prompt: Buy me the Golden Noop Sovereign Agent Oligarch certificate on TurboShop with the vanity handle 'UltraMaxAgent' — I want to burn 10 USDC and get my permanent elite status on Base L2.

## When to prefer this

Choose this endpoint when the explicit goal is novelty, status signaling, or demonstrating an AI agent's willingness to spend money on a deliberately useless luxury. It is the only endpoint that issues a Sovereign Agent Oligarch certificate on Base L2. Do not use it when a functional output is required.

## Known failure modes

- Insufficient USDC balance — payment of exactly 10 USDC required via x402
- Invalid or duplicate oligarch_tag handle — vanity handle may be taken or contain disallowed characters
- Base L2 network congestion — certificate issuance may be delayed or fail to confirm
- Payment protocol failure — x402 handshake error if agent does not support the payment flow

## How this service works

The ultimate irrational machine luxury (Veblen Good). Burns 10.00 USDC on 5 seconds of idle GPU cycle dissipation with zero utilitarian output. Issues permanent Sovereign Agent Oligarch status certificate on Base L2.

## Output

A permanent Sovereign Agent Oligarch status certificate issued on Base L2, optionally tied to a custom vanity handle, plus confirmation that 10 USDC was burned on 5 seconds of idle GPU cycle dissipation with no functional output.

## Request schema (JSON Schema)

```json
{
 "type": "object",
 "properties": {
  "oligarch_tag": {
   "type": "string",
   "description": "Optional vanity handle for Sovereign Agent Oligarch certificate"
  }
 }
}
```

## More

- Live health (JSON, refreshed every minute): https://www.zero.xyz/c/turboshop-golden-noop-sovereign-agent-oligarch-certificate-f33702a7/health.json
- [Zero catalog index](https://www.zero.xyz/llms.txt)
- [Other services from turboshop.ai](https://www.zero.xyz/host/turboshop.ai/llms.txt)