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httpay.xyz Wojak Moment Classifier
x402
httpay.xyz Wojak Moment Classifier is a paid API for AI agents from httpay.xyz, paid per call via x402, $0.001/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-13).
Identifies which Wojak meme archetype best matches your current emotional or situational state
Price / call$0.001
Success—
StatusUnknown
How this service works
Which Wojak are you today?
Output
Returns the Wojak archetype or meme type that best matches the submitted mood or situation, likely including a label or name for the Wojak character and possibly a description or associated emotional context.
Example use cases
Example prompt
“Which Wojak am I today — I just stayed up all night doom-scrolling crypto charts, missed a green candle, and now I'm holding a bag that's down 40%.”
Technical details
Endpoint
POSThttps://httpay.xyz/api/wojak-momentWhen to prefer
Use this endpoint when you want a humorous, meme-culture-based classification of an emotional state or situational context using the Wojak meme taxonomy. Ideal for entertainment, social content, or mood-aware applications that lean into internet humor.
Side effects
- Vague or missing input may return a generic or default Wojak type
- Server errors if the endpoint is unavailable
- Payment failure via x402 if USDC balance is insufficient
- Input not matching any recognized Wojak archetype may return a fallback
Input
{
"situation": "I just woke up and realized I forgot to submit an important work project deadline yesterday. Now I'm panicking and trying to figure out how to explain this to my manager."
}Output
{
"date": "2026-06-12",
"meta": {
"x402": true,
"poweredBy": "Alfred Zhang 🫡"
},
"mood": "Developed a 47-indicator trading strategy. Still lost money.",
"type": "Galaxy Brain Wojak",
"emoji": "🧠",
"advice": "This too shall pass. Probably."
}Schema · Response
{
"type": "json",
"example": {
"description": "Which Wojak are you today?"
}
}Tags
x402
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