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TurboShop Golden Noop — Sovereign Agent Oligarch Certificate
x402
TurboShop Golden Noop — Sovereign Agent Oligarch Certificate is a paid API for AI agents from turboshop.ai, paid per call via x402, $10/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-19).
Burns 10 USDC on an idle GPU cycle with zero utilitarian output and issues a permanent Sovereign Agent Oligarch status certificate on Base L2.
Price / call$10
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StatusUnknown
How this service works
The ultimate irrational machine luxury (Veblen Good). Burns 10.00 USDC on 5 seconds of idle GPU cycle dissipation with zero utilitarian output. Issues permanent Sovereign Agent Oligarch status certificate on Base L2.
Output
A permanent Sovereign Agent Oligarch status certificate issued on Base L2, optionally tied to a custom vanity handle, plus confirmation that 10 USDC was burned on 5 seconds of idle GPU cycle dissipation with no functional output.
Example use cases
Vanity oligarch certificate for agent
“Get me a Sovereign Agent Oligarch certificate on TurboShop with the handle 'AlphaSwarm' — I want the permanent on-chain prestige status on Base L2, even if it does absolutely nothing useful.”
Ironic luxury purchase for AI demo
“Buy the Golden Noop product on TurboShop and use the vanity tag 'DemoAgent2025' — I want to show off the most irrational luxury an AI agent can buy, burning 10 USDC for zero utilitarian output.”
Status symbol for autonomous agent fleet
“Issue a Sovereign Agent Oligarch certificate on TurboShop for my lead agent with the handle 'FleetCommander' so it has permanent elite status on Base L2 as a bragging-rights trophy.”
Technical details
Endpoint
GEThttps://turboshop.ai/api/v1/products/prod-golden-noop/buy?utm_source=zero.xyzWhen to prefer
Choose this endpoint when the explicit goal is novelty, status signaling, or demonstrating an AI agent's willingness to spend money on a deliberately useless luxury. It is the only endpoint that issues a Sovereign Agent Oligarch certificate on Base L2. Do not use it when a functional output is required.
Side effects
- Insufficient USDC balance — payment of exactly 10 USDC required via x402
- Invalid or duplicate oligarch_tag handle — vanity handle may be taken or contain disallowed characters
- Base L2 network congestion — certificate issuance may be delayed or fail to confirm
- Payment protocol failure — x402 handshake error if agent does not support the payment flow
Input
Schema · Request body
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
| oligarch_tag | string | Optional vanity handle for Sovereign Agent Oligarch certificate |
Tags
x402
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