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httpay.xyz Blockchain Roast Generator
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httpay.xyz Blockchain Roast Generator is a paid API for AI agents from httpay.xyz, paid per call via x402, $0.001/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-09-15).
Generates a humorous AI-written roast with a blockchain/crypto theme, requiring no wallet connection
Price / call$0.001
Success—
StatusUnknown
How this service works
Get roasted by the blockchain (no wallet needed)
Output
A humorous, AI-generated roast text with blockchain or crypto-themed jokes and insults, delivered as a response to a POST request. No wallet required; costs $0.001 USDC per call via x402 payment protocol.
Example use cases
Example prompt
“Give me a savage blockchain roast — something about how I've been holding my bags since 2021 and still think ETH gas fees are 'totally worth it'.”
Technical details
Endpoint
POSThttps://httpay.xyz/api/roastWhen to prefer
When you want a quick, cheap, entertaining AI-generated roast with a crypto or blockchain twist and don't want to set up wallet authentication. Ideal for fun, novelty, or demo use cases within crypto-native apps or chatbots.
Side effects
- Payment not included or incorrect — returns 402 Payment Required
- Invalid or missing request body — may return 400 Bad Request
- Server overload or generation failure — returns 500 Internal Server Error
- x402 payment header malformed — payment rejected before content generated
Input
{
"prompt": "Give me a funny roast about crypto hodlers who bought at the peak"
}Output
{
"meta": {
"x402": true,
"poweredBy": "Alfred Zhang 🫡"
},
"roast": "Your trading history is basically a charity fund for market makers.",
"advice": "Have you considered index funds?",
"savagery": "76/100"
}Schema · Response
{
"type": "json",
"example": {
"description": "Get roasted by the blockchain (no wallet needed)"
}
}Tags
x402
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