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Vextorium Token Roast
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Vextorium Token Roast is a paid API for AI agents from api.vextorium.com, paid per call via x402, $0.01/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-19).
Generates an AI-written comedic roast and risk grade for a crypto token based on on-chain metrics and signals
Price / call$0.01
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StatusUnknown
How this service works
558 pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents: Solana and EVM on-chain data, tokenized stocks, DeFi, Hyperliquid, economy and official statistics, FX, validation, web and developer tools. Pay in USDC via x402.
Output
Returns a JSON object containing: a grade label (e.g. 'BASED'), a multi-sentence comedic roast, the token address and symbol, the network, a list of key metrics (e.g. risk score, liquidity), a signals array, a punchy one-liner, an optional base64-encoded PNG card image, and a disclaimer noting the content is entertainment only.
Example use cases
Memecoin due diligence with humor
“Roast this memecoin for me — contract address 0xabcd1234 on Solana — I want the grade, the funny one-liner, and a card image I can share.”
Quick token vibe check before investing
“Before I ape into this token, can you run a token roast on 0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4 on Base and tell me the risk score and what the AI thinks of it?”
Content creation for crypto community
“I need a funny roast writeup for BRETT on Base to post in our Discord — get me the full roast text, grade, and that shareable PNG card.”
Technical details
Endpoint
POSThttps://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast?utm_source=zero.xyzWhen to prefer
Choose this endpoint when you want an entertaining, AI-generated risk assessment and comedic roast of a specific crypto token with on-chain data backing. It is uniquely suited for content creation, community engagement, or quick informal due diligence with a humorous tone. Prefer it over raw on-chain data endpoints when the goal is a human-readable, shareable summary rather than raw numeric data.
Side effects
- Unknown or unrecognized token address returns null fields
- Unsupported network value causes validation error
- Token with no on-chain data may return minimal or null metrics
- Invalid contract address format causes request failure
- Network mismatch between token and specified chain leads to empty signals
Input
Schema · Request body
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
| card | boolean | include the PNG card (base64), default true |
| token | string | |
| network | string |
Output
Schema · Response
{
"type": "json",
"example": {
"grade": "BASED",
"roast": "Holders stuck around, liquidity showed up and the contract behaves. Boring in the best way.",
"token": "0x532f27101965dd16442E59d40670FaF5eBB142E4",
"symbol": "BRETT",
"metrics": [
"risk score 100/100",
"liquidity $873,403"
],
"network": "base",
"signals": [],
"one_liner": "Adult supervision present",
"disclaimer": "Entertainment, not financial advice."
}
}Tags
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