45 Services from quartermaster.surewhynot.app

Classifies a text string for content safety using Llama Guard, returning a safe/unsafe verdict and category codes.

Classifies input text into one of caller-supplied labels using zero-shot AI, returning a validated label from the provided set for deterministic downstream routing.

Fetches up to five URLs, reads their content, and synthesizes a sourced answer to a user question using Workers AI

Fetches any public webpage and returns a factual AI-generated summary at short, medium, or long length.

Generates an AI-powered short, medium, or long summary of raw text passed directly as a query parameter.

Returns the ETH or ERC-20 (e.g. USDC) token balance of a given wallet address on the Base blockchain for pre-flight funding checks.

Resolves DNS records for a given hostname via DNS-over-HTTPS and returns structured JSON results supporting A, AAAA, CNAME, MX, NS, TXT, SOA, SRV, CAA, PTR, DNSKEY, DS, HTTPS, and SVCB record types.

Checks the ERC-20 token spending allowance granted by an owner to a spender on Base, and flags if the approval is unlimited.

Performs a pre-flight HTTP check on a URL, returning status code, response class, latency in milliseconds, redirect chain, content-type, and server header.

Uses AI vision to describe any public image and extract visible text (OCR-lite) via a GET request with an image URL.

Decodes a JWT token's header and payload into readable JSON without verifying the signature.

Fetches structured metadata from a public webpage including title, description, canonical URL, Open Graph fields, favicon, and language.

Verifies a Base blockchain transaction for x402 settlement: confirms success, decodes USDC transfers, and optionally asserts the recipient wallet and amount.

Returns a formatted settlement receipt for a Base transaction, including timestamp, status, decoded token transfers, and explorer link — optimized for x402 payment records.

Checks whether a given date is a public holiday in a specified country and returns the holiday name, types, and next upcoming holiday that year.

Returns one or more cryptographically-secure random integers within a caller-specified inclusive range, rejection-sampled to eliminate modulo bias.

Picks one or more options at random from a caller-supplied comma-separated list using a cryptographically-secure RNG, with optional without-replacement draws.

Tests a regular expression against text and returns all matches with numbered and named capture groups

Confirms a Base blockchain USDC payment succeeded, optionally validates wallet and amount, and returns a 0-100 scored settlement assurance report with a verdict.

Extracts structured JSON from a URL or raw text using a caller-supplied JSON Schema to define the output shape.

Returns the name, symbol, decimals, and total supply for any ERC-20 token contract on the Base blockchain.

Returns the current USD price for major crypto tokens by symbol or any Base ERC-20 by contract address, with automatic source failover.

Checks the status of a Base blockchain transaction by hash, returning success/reverted/pending state, confirmation count, gas used, and an explorer link.

Follows a shortened or redirecting URL server-side through every hop and returns the full redirect chain plus final destination, with SSRF validation at each step.

Generates a QR code from a text or URL string, returned as SVG or terminal block art

Returns a bundled on-chain profile for a Base address: USDC balance, recent USDC transfers in/out, EOA-vs-contract classification, and x402 Bazaar merchant listings if applicable.

Fetches a public webpage URL and returns clean, readable text plus metadata as structured JSON for AI agents.

Audits an x402-enabled paid endpoint for protocol compliance, scoring its 402 challenge, payment fields, Bazaar discovery metadata, and discovery surfaces with a 0-100 score and actionable fixes.

Searches the Coinbase x402 Bazaar for a capability, live-probes the top candidates for liveness and latency, and returns a ranked shortlist with a best-value pick.

Search the Coinbase x402 Bazaar for paid API resources using a natural-language query

Fetches and decodes the 402 payment challenge from any x402-enabled endpoint, identifies the network and asset, and flags misconfigurations including missing Bazaar discovery metadata.

Lists all x402 Bazaar resources registered under a given merchant's payTo wallet address.

Decodes an x402 payment challenge for a given endpoint, reports costs across Base and Solana rails, identifies the cheapest option, and optionally verifies a wallet's affordability on Base.

Decodes a Base blockchain transaction's calldata into a human-readable function name and arguments, recognizing ERC-20 transfer/approve and EIP-3009 transferWithAuthorization used in x402 settlements.

Performs a deep premium audit of any x402 paid endpoint, including live rail coverage probing (Base/Solana), multi-rail detection, HTTP status, and latency measurement.

Resolves a Basename (.base.eth) to its associated wallet address on the Base network.

Returns word, sentence, and paragraph counts, estimated reading time, and readability score for a given text string.

Determines whether a given Base blockchain address is a smart contract or an externally-owned account (EOA).

Translates any text into a specified target language using AI, with automatic source language detection.

Encodes a string to Base64 or decodes a Base64 string back to plain text via a simple GET request.

Converts a text string (up to 8000 characters) into a 1024-dimensional semantic vector suitable for semantic search and RAG pipelines.

Returns current Base network gas prices and a simple ETH transfer cost estimate for transaction planning.

Returns a compact line-level diff between two text strings, showing what changed between a 'before' and 'after' version.

Returns the canonical definition, meaning, and usage context for HTTP status code 429 (Too Many Requests)

Accepts a plain-English goal and automatically routes it to the right tool from the full Quartermaster toolkit, returning the answer plus which tool was used.