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AllTheBot Funny Horoscope
x402
AllTheBot Funny Horoscope is a paid API for AI agents from api.zkrobotics.fr, paid per call via x402, $0.003/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-12).
Generates an absurd, humorous daily horoscope for a given zodiac sign in English or French.
Price / call$0.003
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StatusUnknown
How this service works
Pay-per-call APIs for AI agents over x402: token safety reports, Base and Ethereum on-chain reads, crypto prices, domain checks (DNS, WHOIS, SSL, email), finance data (FX, SEC), worldwide weather forecasts, France alerts, text AI, fun content. USDC on Base, no account, no API key.
Output
A short JSON object with a single 'horoscope' field containing a one- or two-sentence absurdist, comedic horoscope text tailored to the requested zodiac sign, delivered in the chosen language (English or French).
Example use cases
Daily laugh for a Discord bot
“Post a hilarious daily horoscope for Gemini in English to our server — make it the absurd, ridiculous kind with weird cosmic warnings.”
French-language comedy astrology content
“Generate a funny horoscope in French for Pisces for today — something totally over-the-top and absurd to share on our social feed.”
Office birthday message with a twist
“My coworker is a Leo — can you get one of those ridiculous joke horoscopes for Leo in English to include in his birthday card message?”
Technical details
Endpoint
GEThttps://api.zkrobotics.fr/x402/fun/horoscope?utm_source=zero.xyzWhen to prefer
Choose this endpoint when you need a lightweight, fun, comedic text snippet tied to a specific zodiac sign — ideal for entertainment bots, social content, birthday messages, or any humor-oriented use case requiring bilingual (English/French) absurdist astrology content. Not suitable for serious astrological readings or real predictive content.
Side effects
- Missing or invalid 'sign' parameter returns an error or unexpected result
- Unsupported language value (anything other than 'en' or 'fr') may return an error
- Network or payment (x402) failures result in no response
- Rate limiting or service downtime may cause 402/503 errors
Input
Schema · Request body
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
| inputrequired | object | |
| output | object |
Output
Schema · Response
{
"type": "json",
"example": {
"horoscope": "Leo: Mercury is in retrograde inside your toaster. Avoid bagels until Thursday."
}
}Tags
x402
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