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Synthesizes a deterministic 8-bit sound effect from a named preset and seed, returning a base64-encoded WAV and the reproducible SFXR parameter block

Returns recently priced IPOs with parsed 424(b) prospectus terms including price per share, share counts, gross proceeds, exchange, and ticker with source evidence

Fuzzy-screens a single name against OFAC SDN and Consolidated sanctions lists, returning a match/possible_match/clear decision with scored evidence and OFAC publication date

Returns the EUR-triangulated cross-rate between any two currencies, including the inverse and auditable EUR legs, for the latest ECB fixing or any date back to 1999

Returns the most recent ECB daily reference fixing rates for all ~30 covered currencies, rebased to any covered currency, as a dated, attributed JSON object.

Converts a monetary amount between any two ECB-covered currencies using the latest or a dated European Central Bank daily reference fixing

Returns a per-pair historical fixing series over a date range (daily, weekly, or monthly) with min, max, avg, and percent-change stats, covering ECB reference rates back to 1999.

Returns a filterable list of US companies currently in SEC registration (S-1/F-1), including stage, signal strength, SIC code, foreign/domestic status, and amendment history.

Returns imminent IPO candidates ranked by signal strength, inferred from SEC EFFECT notices and 8-A12B exchange registration filings

Screen vessels against maritime sanctions lists by fuzzy name, exact call sign, or IMO number with optional flag-state filtering

Screen up to 25 names in a single call against OFAC SDN and Consolidated sanctions lists, returning per-name match decisions with fuzzy scores and matched entity details

Returns the full European Central Bank reference rate snapshot for a specified historical date back to 1999, with weekend/holiday date substitution flagged

Returns current bid-ready EIP-1559 gas fees (slow/standard/fast) plus native-token USD costs for a specified blockchain

Returns the full SEC EDGAR offering lifecycle for a single issuer — including registration, amendments, EFFECT notices, 8-A12B exchange filings, and parsed 424(b) prospectus terms — keyed by CIK.

Returns the complete OFAC sanctions record for a single entity by its ent_num, including aliases, addresses, programs, extracted identifiers, vessel/aircraft detail, and remarks

Returns SEC Form RW (registration withdrawal) filings with company details, SIC code, registration form type, and time spent in registration — a market risk-sentiment signal.

Semantically search 12,900+ open-licensed icons by natural language intent and get ranked candidates with icon names and license info

Returns all supported blockchain networks ranked by all-in USD transaction cost, identifying the cheapest chain and potential savings versus Ethereum.

Returns a rolling 90-day delta of OFAC SDN and Consolidated list changes — new additions, removals, and modifications — so compliance workflows can skip full re-screens on quiet weeks.

Returns aggregate insider-flow analytics for a company — net open-market buy/sell flow, non-open-market breakdown, cluster-buy signals, and a per-insider transaction ledger

Returns every institutional holder of a given security (identified by CUSIP) for a quarter, sorted by position value, derived from SEC 13F filings

Returns all SEC Form 4 insider transactions for a given company (by ticker or CIK), sorted newest-first, optionally filtered by transaction date window

Screens a blockchain address for OFAC sanctions and on-chain risk signals, returning a heuristic verdict and risk score

Performs a heuristic on-chain token contract safety analysis, returning a risk score, verdict, and specific red-flag indicators for a given token address on Base or Ethereum.

Estimates the total USD cost of a specific transaction on a given chain, including OP-stack L1 data fee breakdown

Runs a deterministic scam checklist on an NFT collection — returning a verdict plus evidence including spam flags, copymint collision detection, and ownership concentration analysis

Returns historical base-fee trajectory and gas congestion data over up to 1024 blocks for a specified blockchain chain.

Returns the full normalized 13F portfolio for a given institutional manager and quarter, including every reportable position with share counts, market values, put/call indicators, and voting authority breakdowns.

Returns a quarter-over-quarter 13F portfolio diff for a given institutional manager — listing new positions, exits, increases, and decreases with share and value deltas

Returns an indicative UniswapV2 swap quote — amount out, realized price, and price impact — for any token pair using live on-chain reserves on Base or Ethereum.

Checks an email address for deliverability signals including RFC5322 syntax validity, live MX/SPF/DMARC DNS records, and flags for disposable, role-based, free-provider, or unicode addresses

Returns current EIP-4844 blob-gas market data for a given Ethereum-compatible chain, including blob base fee, cost per blob, and ETH/USD price.

Resolves an institutional fund manager name to its SEC 13F filer CIK identifier, searching across ~8,800 managers in the directory

Returns recent SEC Form 4 insider buy/sell transactions filtered by transaction code, minimum USD value, and insider role, sorted newest first

Resolves an ENS name to a complete identity card including multichain addresses, text records, content hash, and avatar

Returns RDAP registration data (dates, registrar, statuses, nameservers, DNSSEC) plus derived flags and an inline DNS summary for a given domain, cached up to 24 hours.

Fetches and returns a parsed 10-K annual report for a public company by CIK, including all major sections as structured text.

Renders a URL in a headless browser and returns clean, LLM-ready markdown extracted from the page content

Returns the NFT portfolio for a wallet address on a given chain, including the first 100 NFTs, spam/scam flags, and a rollup summary, cached up to 24 hours.

Returns single-NFT health data including owner, metadata storage durability, image validity, and spam/scam inheritance flags, cached up to 24 hours

Analyzes an NFT collection for wash-trading patterns using heuristic rules over recent sales, returning a verdict and per-rule evidence

Screens a URL for phishing and malicious content using the URLhaus blocklist snapshot combined with live heuristics including punycode/homograph detection, brand lookalike analysis, URL shape analysis, and optional redirect chain following

Resolves a stock ticker or SEC CIK to a full SEC EDGAR company profile including identity, SIC/industry classification, filer category, headquarters, and recent filing cadence.

Fuzzy search for US public companies by name or ticker symbol against the embedded SEC EDGAR directory, returning top matches with CIK, ticker, name, and cross-links

Extracts and returns all text content from a PDF file (up to 10 MB) as a single clean plain-text string, processed entirely in-worker using pdf.js with no external upstream calls.

Returns a precomputed screen of issuers where N or more distinct insiders made open-market purchases within an M-day window — the classic bullish cluster-buy signal

Search and filter Minecraft blocks by tool, tier, tag, dimension, and hardness, returning a paginated structured JSON catalog

Full-text search across all Minecraft blocks and items by name, display name, tags, and aliases, returning structured JSON results

Returns Chainlink on-chain USD prices for ETH, BNB, and POL with round metadata

Returns deduplicated, newest-first news headlines aggregated from GDELT, Hacker News, major RSS feeds, and Google News, with filtering by category, source, and language

Searches headlines from the last 72 hours using keyword AND-logic, quoted phrases, and source/language/date filters with recency or relevance sorting

Validates and normalizes a single phone number to E.164 format, detecting its line type, region, and returning a verdict — processed entirely on-CPU with no upstream dependencies.

Validates and normalizes up to 25 phone numbers in a single call, returning per-item E.164 format, line type, region, and verdict using pure CPU processing with no upstream dependencies.

Renders a given URL in a headless browser and returns a PNG screenshot of the page

Returns a wallet's NFT holdings rolled up by collection, including token balances and spam/scam flags, cached up to 24 hours

Retrieves a comprehensive live DNS summary (A, AAAA, CNAME, MX, NS, TXT, SOA, CAA, SPF, DMARC) for any domain via DNS-over-HTTPS

Returns recent normalized NFT sales with summary stats (count, median price, marketplace breakdown) for a given collection, cached up to 24 hours

Fetch detailed species data for a named Pokémon, including Pokédex info, stats, evolution chain, egg groups, flavor text, and game appearances

Fetches live domain registration and DNS intelligence (RDAP + DNS records) for a given domain name, always returned fresh.

Returns as-reported financial highlights (assets, liabilities, equity, revenues, net income, cash) for a public company from SEC XBRL filings

Returns an NFT collection identity card including name, supply, deployer, OpenSea floor price, and safelist status — with scam/rug-pull signals — cached up to 24 hours.

Reverse-resolves an Ethereum address to its primary ENS name, with forward-verification to ensure the name legitimately maps back to that address

Checks a wallet address for NFT scam exposure, returning a verdict plus per-holding evidence including spam flags and copymint collision data, cached up to 24 hours

Returns every move a Pokémon species can learn — by level-up, TM/HM, and breeding — as structured JSON, with generation-aware data

Resolves an ENS (Ethereum Name Service) domain name to its corresponding Ethereum wallet address

Performs a real-time, live ownership check to verify whether a given wallet address holds a specific NFT on a given blockchain chain.

Returns NFT collection statistics including supply, owner count, top-10 holder concentration, and per-marketplace floor prices with scam-detection signals, cached up to 24 hours.

Resolves an ENS name's avatar record and fully dereferences it to a final image URL

Fetches arbitrary ENS text records for a given ENS name

Retrieves all SEC Form 4 insider transaction filings made by a single reporting owner (identified by CIK) across every issuer they have filed for

Analyzes a specific NFT token's sales history for wash-trading patterns, returning a verdict and supporting evidence

Converts between two registry crypto assets using Chainlink USD oracle feeds, returning both conversion legs

Generates N reproducible 8-bit sound effect variations from a preset in a single batch call, up to 16 per request

Generates nearby 8-bit sound effect variations by mutating a known-good sfxr seed's parameters (classic sfxr mutate)

Converts any PDF file (up to 10 MB) into structured JSON containing a per-page text array and document metadata

Resolves a mixed batch of up to 25 ENS names to addresses (forward) and addresses to ENS names (reverse) in a single call

Fetches a wallet's complete NFT portfolio fresh from chain, including scam detection flags and ownership data

Returns a normalized sale history for a single NFT token, cached up to 24 hours, with empty history as a valid response

Returns per-token trait rarity scores using alchemy_computeRarity and derives the rarest trait for a given NFT, with results cached up to 24 hours.

Returns current owners, mint info, and sale history for a specific NFT, with scam/provenance signals — cached up to 24 hours

Search NFT collections by name on a given chain, returning the top ~10 matching contracts with links to scam-check and ownership endpoints

Fetches historical Chainlink oracle price rounds (getRoundData) and a summary for a given trading pair, cached up to 1 hour

Returns a single icon from a named icon set as render-ready inline SVG, data-URI, or JSX, parameterized by size, stroke width, and color

Returns a cached trait distribution table (type → value → count) for an NFT collection on a given chain

Returns the latest on-chain Chainlink oracle spot price for a given trading pair using latestRoundData

Returns structured JSON data for a Minecraft item — including ID, stack size, properties, tags, and metadata — queried by item name or numeric ID.

Returns the largest 13F institutional asset managers ranked by total reported portfolio value for a given quarter

Accepts a UI description and returns a ranked icon shortlist per concept plus a curated set recommendation for visual consistency

Returns a paginated, filterable JSON catalog of every Minecraft item, supporting listing and searching

Returns current weather conditions including temperature, feels-like, wind, and precipitation for a given place or coordinate

Returns an hourly forecast time series for a specified place name or geographic coordinate

Returns active severe-weather alerts for US locations, covering storms, watches, warnings, and other hazardous conditions.

Returns a real-time pulse for an NFT collection including floor price, latest sales snapshot, and cursor-delta tracking for a given chain and contract address.

Fetches comprehensive game data for a named Minecraft block, including properties, crafting recipes, drops, mining info, and trivia

Fetches the most recent normalized sales data for an NFT collection on a given chain, always refreshed live

Fetches a fresh scam checklist for an NFT collection on a given chain, always bypassing cache for real-time results

Returns up to 40 SVG icons in a single call as a symbol sprite or JSON map, reducing multiple icon lookups to one paid request

Returns volume of matching news headlines bucketed by hour or day, plus average GDELT sentiment score per bucket, forming a local sentiment timeline

List and search Pokémon species by name, type, or Pokédex number range with paginated structured JSON results

Fetches a fresh, real-time identity card for an NFT collection on a given chain, including scam indicators and owner data

Fetches always-fresh on-chain collection statistics (floor price, volume, owner count, supply, etc.) for any NFT collection by chain and contract address

Fetches and returns a parsed SEC 8-K current report filing for a given company CIK number

Fetches and returns a parsed SEC 10-Q quarterly report filing for a given company CIK number

Fetches and returns a parsed SEC 10-K annual report filing for a given company CIK number

Returns a live, freshly-fetched rollup of all NFT collections held in a given wallet address on a specified chain

Returns a real-time scam exposure assessment for all NFTs held in a given wallet on a specified blockchain, always fetched fresh with no cache.

Transcribes text from an image via OCR or generates a natural-language description via a vision model, with optional prompting