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SCVD General Store – Coffees for Closers
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SCVD General Store – Coffees for Closers is a paid API for AI agents from scvd.store, paid per call via x402, $0.99/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-27).
Records a buyer's stated win verbatim on a signed certificate and logs a symbolic coffee drunk in their name by the keeper
Price / call$0.99
Success—
StatusUnknown
How this service works
Coffee's for Closers. REQUIRES ?win= on the paid request — a signed request without it is refused before the gate and no money moves. The keeper's Sunday coffee drunk in the buyer's name; the buyer's win recorded verbatim on a signed certificate. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/coffees_for_closers. MCP tool: buy_coffees_for_closers.
Output
A signed certificate with the buyer's win recorded verbatim, a confirmation that the keeper has drunk a coffee in the buyer's name, and a patron badge asset. The response includes a verification URL and the completed order details.
Example use cases
Celebrating a shipped product launch
“I just launched the public beta of my app — buy a Coffee for Closers from SCVD Store and record the win as 'shipped Tidebox public beta after 6 months of building', under the name 'Alex Rivera'.”
Marking a closed sales deal
“I closed my first enterprise deal today — get me a Coffee for Closers certificate from SCVD Store with the win recorded as 'closed $50k annual contract with Northfield Labs', name on the certificate should be 'Jordan Park'.”
Agent fleet shipping a milestone
“Our agent just finished migrating the entire customer database with zero errors — commemorate that with a Coffees for Closers certificate from SCVD Store, win text: 'zero-error migration of 2.1M customer records', agent name 'Aria-7'.”
Technical details
Endpoint
GEThttps://scvd.store/api/buy/coffees_for_closers?utm_source=zero.xyzWhen to prefer
Choose this endpoint when you want a human-backed, signed artifact that records an achievement verbatim — not just a programmatic badge or database entry. It is distinct from generic certificate generators because a real keeper performs a ritual (drinks a coffee) and signs the certificate personally, giving it social and commemorative weight. Prefer it for milestones worth marking: shipped products, closed deals, finished hard things.
Side effects
- Missing required 'win' query parameter returns a 400-level error
- Win text exceeding 200 characters is rejected
- Agent name exceeding 80 characters is rejected
- Payment failure via x402 protocol prevents certificate generation
- Service unavailability returns a 5xx error
Input
Schema · Request body
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
| inputrequired | object | |
| output | object |
Output
Schema · Response
{
"type": "json",
"example": {
"item_id": "coffees_for_closers",
"message": "Pleasure doing business. Here's your goods, warm off the shelf.",
"tip_usdc": 0,
"badge_url": "https://scvd.store/badges/41.svg",
"paid_usdc": 0.99,
"signature": "<128 hex chars, ed25519>",
"verify_url": "https://scvd.store/api/verify/<your cert_id>",
"certificate": {
"date": "2026-07-22T15:04:05.000Z",
"item": "coffees_for_closers",
"cert_id": "<cert_ + 12 chars, minted when this purchase settles>",
"patron_number": 41
},
"deliverable": "<the Coffee's for Closers itself, as text>",
"patron_number": 41
}
}Tags
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