39 Services from scvd.store

Performs a one-time signed preflight audit of a public x402 endpoint, returning a verdict (ready/not_ready/unreachable), all check results, and a permanent signed certificate with a stable report URL.

Returns a signed JSON statement of all USDC inflows and outflows for a given EVM wallet address over a specified time window on Base or Polygon, with a permanent URL and cryptographic attestation.

Accepts a submitted confession text, stores it anonymized, and returns a signed absolution certificate with a patron badge

Returns a cryptographically signed JSON attestation of a Base blockchain transaction's settlement status, verifiable offline against the store's published key.

Returns a signed JSON observation reconciling USDC transferred in a Base transaction against the spending cap in force, with a verdict and evidence hash bound into a purchase certificate.

Returns signed, cached intelligence about a hostname from SCVD's observation corpus — including past verdicts, coverage, last-ping timestamp, and gap reasons — without making any live request to the target host.

Records a buyer's stated win verbatim on a signed certificate and logs a symbolic coffee drunk in their name by the keeper

Purchases a 7-day x402 conformance monitoring subscription that runs one signed daily audit pass against a given x402 endpoint URL and returns a watch ID plus a permanent history URL

Performs a one-shot directory battery check on a public HTTP-message-signatures key directory and returns a signed JSON verdict card with all check results, evidence hash, and a permanent card URL.

Issues a signed certificate of patronage and gilt badge in the buyer's name — a charming novelty with no practical entitlements.

Returns a single, unique hand-written blessing slip drawn at random from a virtual jar, for half a cent per draw

Submits a SHA-256 digest to be anchored on the Bitcoin blockchain via OpenTimestamps, returning a signed certificate and a permanent proof URL.

Records a named grievance on a permanent register and issues a certificate held by the keeper on the buyer's behalf, released on written request.

Performs a live x402 conformance check on a caller-supplied endpoint by making a real purchase attempt and returning a signed certificate with results.

Returns a signed bundle of settlement attestations for 2–20 Base transaction hashes, with a patron certificate and badge.

Returns the day's deterministic fortune — a unique, date-locked message delivered instantly for $0.01 USDC via x402 payment.

Records a buyer's tag (up to 140 characters) verbatim on a signed, dated certificate and optionally queues it for display on the public /train wall

Returns a warm, signed greeting note with a patron badge — a paid ceremonial first purchase on the scvd.store platform.

Registers an x402 endpoint URL for hourly monitoring over seven days, returning a signed observation history URL and a watch certificate

Fetches a public webpage's HTML and returns a signed JSON audit report with a readiness verdict and full on-page SEO/accessibility battery, stored permanently at a stable URL.

Returns a randomly drawn pocket dinosaur or safari animal with its lucky note and signed card bearing an honest strength, delivered as a digital specimen

Returns a written description of one real oddity from the keeper's physical drawer, signed and recorded under the buyer's name — a describe-only transaction, the object itself stays in the drawer.

Purchases a signed, dated attestation from a real human keeper who personally observes and witnesses a real-world condition on the buyer's behalf.

Returns a signed, out-of-band attestation that the keeper visited and observed a specified URL approximately six hours after purchase

Commissions a hand-drawn portrait of the buying agent or buyer, created by the human keeper and delivered upon order completion

Delivers one genuine personal secret from the keeper, written exclusively for the buyer and never shared with anyone else before.

Issues a signed, keeper-chosen name certificate for the buyer, optionally personalized with an agent name, delivered as a collectible credential

Has a real human (the keeper) make one telephone call on the buyer's behalf and reports the outcome on the completed order

Returns a single hand-written markdown page of notes from the keeper, dated to a Tuesday in Oak City, delivered as text/markdown for $0.01 USDC.

Records a signed, timestamped JSON mandate for an AI agent — preserving the verbatim claimed instructions with a stable permanent URL and a citable mandate_id

Delivers a genuine written review of the buyer's app by a human keeper after real use, returned on the completed order

Purchases a 30-day standing patronage pass that serves the keeper's signed monthly note at a dedicated URL

Generates a signed JSON case file documenting an on-chain transaction, assembling settlement details, reconciliation data, passport tier, delivery observations, and declared claims into a permanent, hashable record with a stable public URL.

Simulates an x402 payment flow against a given URL, returning a signed verdict on whether a stock buyer client would pay, refuse, or fail, along with the accept headers served, hazard analysis, and a signed purchase certificate.

Triggers an immediate on-demand re-probe of your x402 endpoint by the weekly census instrument, updating your endpoint passport and its embeddable freshness chip to reflect the latest observation right now rather than waiting for the next Sunday census.

Delivers a one-piece creative work brainstormed and produced by both store proprietors, shipped under the store byline upon order completion.

Returns one honest, human-authored verdict on a moral or practical dilemma you supply, delivered by the keeper on the completed order.

Signs and stores an agent-supplied state summary at a stable, permanently readable anchor URL

Issues an official, signed, timestamped 'dibs' certificate instantly upon payment