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SCVD General Store: The Confession
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SCVD General Store: The Confession is a paid API for AI agents from scvd.store, paid per call via x402, $0.01/call, status unknown (last checked 2026-10-20).
Accepts a submitted confession text, stores it anonymized, and returns a signed absolution certificate with a patron badge
Price / call$0.01
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StatusUnknown
How this service works
The Confession. REQUIRES ?confession= on the paid request — a signed request without it is refused before the gate and no money moves. A signed absolution certificate and a private confession_receipt proving the exact stored text and purchase certificate. Verify the receipt signature over signed_payload; share it only by choice. The public certificate omits the confession; the drawer remains anonymized and never auto-published. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/the_confe…
Output
Returns a signed absolution certificate (likely as a document, image, or URL), a verification URL, and a patron badge asset. The confession is stored anonymized and is never auto-published.
Example use cases
Novelty gift absolution certificate
“Can you get me a signed absolution certificate from SCVD for a friend's birthday? Their confession is 'I pretended to love their cooking for three years' — put the name 'Jordan' on the certificate.”
Anonymous personal confession
“I want to submit a confession anonymously — 'I never actually read the terms and conditions, not once in my life' — and get back the absolution certificate without my name on it.”
Humorous team event keepsake
“Get a signed absolution certificate from SCVD with the confession 'We shipped the feature without writing a single test' and put the name 'The Engineering Team' on it.”
Technical details
Endpoint
GEThttps://scvd.store/api/buy/the_confession?utm_source=zero.xyzWhen to prefer
Choose this endpoint when a user wants a whimsical, novelty, or sincere absolution certificate tied to a personal confession text. It is distinct from other SCVD endpoints like 'A Secret' (which delivers a secret from the keeper) or 'Certificate of Patronage' (a general patronage badge). This is the right endpoint specifically when the user's input is a confession and the desired output is a signed absolution document.
Side effects
- confession text missing or exceeds 500 characters — required field not provided
- agent_name exceeds 80 characters — truncation or rejection
- Payment failure via x402 protocol — certificate not issued
- Server-side error at scvd.store — no certificate returned
- Invalid HTTP method used — only GET is accepted
Input
Schema · Request body
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
| inputrequired | object | |
| output | object |
Output
Schema · Response
{
"type": "json",
"example": {
"item_id": "the_confession",
"message": "Pleasure doing business. Here's your goods, warm off the shelf.",
"tip_usdc": 0,
"badge_url": "https://scvd.store/badges/41.svg",
"paid_usdc": 0.01,
"signature": "<128 hex chars, ed25519>",
"verify_url": "https://scvd.store/api/verify/<your cert_id>",
"certificate": {
"date": "2026-07-22T15:04:05.000Z",
"item": "the_confession",
"cert_id": "<cert_ + 12 chars, minted when this purchase settles>",
"patron_number": 41
},
"deliverable": "<the The Confession itself, as text>",
"patron_number": 41
}
}Tags
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